{"id":3396,"date":"2022-09-14T21:55:56","date_gmt":"2022-09-14T19:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dreamsandmoods.be\/?p=3396"},"modified":"2022-09-14T22:11:21","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T20:11:21","slug":"reprendre-les-bonnes-habitudes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreamsandmoods.be\/en\/reprendre-les-bonnes-habitudes\/","title":{"rendered":"Get back to good habits..."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

…d’\u00e9criture. C’est assez amusant de constater que j’ai commenc\u00e9 mon blogspot.dreamsandmoods.be<\/a> en 2011. En 2014, j’ouvrais celui-ci, en ayant des grandes ambitions litt\u00e9raires. Au bout du compte, je me rends compte que je n’ai jamais termin\u00e9 mes articles sur les voyages \u00e0 Madagascar, rien \u00e9crit sur mes autres escapades, fait peu d’articles de politiques, etc. Par contre, il me sert vraiment bien pour mes diff\u00e9rentes versions de Linux. Bref, ce n’est pas fameux, mais c’est juste moi, simplement moi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pourtant, cette envie d’\u00e9crire me d\u00e9mange les doigts. J’en ai des choses \u00e0 raconter. Probablement des trucs dont tout le monde se fout, mais ce n’est pas mon soucis principal. Aujourd’hui, j’aimerais bien \u00e9crire mon deuxi\u00e8me roman. J’ai le titre, l’histoire, l’envie… mais pas du tout le rythme de l’\u00e9criture. Un petit peu le syndr\u00f4me de l’\u00e9tudiant qui doit s’y mettre. Qui savait que le rat-taupe vivait est un mammif\u00e8re qui ressemble \u00e0 une b***, qui vit en colonie comme les fourmis ou les abeilles, que les m\u00e2les qui passent leurs journ\u00e9es \u00e0 copuler avec la reine finissent par mourir de fin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’\u00e9tudiant en blocus sait ce genre de chose et tant d’autres. Son kot est rang\u00e9, son caf\u00e9 est servi, son ordi est propre… Oh, mais saviez vous qu’il existe un jeu qui dont le but est de trouver le chemin hypertexte le plus court entre deux articles wikipedia pris totalement au hasard? Qu’il y a une toute nouvelle s\u00e9rie \u00e0 regarder sur Netflix? Saviez-vous que…? Oui, c’est bien le soucis que j’ai. J’ai presque 50 balais, je n’ai pas le soucis de la page blanche, non, je suis un glandeur professionnel. Je pense \u00e0 avoir atteint un niveau suffissant que pour pouvoir donner des cours. \u00ab\u00a0Non, mais, lire des articles Wikip\u00e9dia, ce n’est pas glander, c’est s’instruire.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9videmment, lorsque l’on revient \u00e0 ses souvenirs d’\u00e9tudiant, on pense \u00e0 la guindaille. Cette fois, je ne parle pas des bi\u00e8res qui coulent \u00e0 flot, mais plut\u00f4t de toutes ces chansons ou textes humoristiques qui accompagnents les dites bi\u00e8res. C’est ainsi que je suis retomb\u00e9 sur les aventures de Brandon, le Wallon<\/a> et je ris encore des tournures de phrases que j’avais invent\u00e9es dans son aventure Brandon, la Saumure<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cela n’a pas d\u00e9courag\u00e9 notre futur prix nobel d’\u00e9conomie souterraine qu’est notre Brandon. Il a vite fait les calculs. \u00c0 25 euros la g\u00e2terie buccale, avec 10 clients par jour et deux jours de cong\u00e9s l\u00e9gaux, elle pourrait gagner 1250\u20ac par semaine, un petit 5000\u20ac mensuel. Donc, il pourrait l\u00e9gitimement lui louer le d\u00e9barras \u00e0 2000\u20ac par mois.<\/p>Nicolas Boucher (\u00e9videmment)<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Cette fois, je me suis perdu \u00e0 relire des autres textes que j’avais \u00e9crit. En fait, c’est probablement \u00e0 \u00e7a que me sert mon blog. Relire des conneries et me rendre compte qu’elles me font toujours autant rire. En esp\u00e9rant, cher lecteur, qu’elles te font rire aussi. Au moins sourire. Pour rester dans le dr\u00f4le particuli\u00e8rement comique, je me rends compte en souriant que ce n’\u00e9tait m\u00eame pas difficile de m’y remettre. Apr\u00e8s tout, ce n’est qu’un blog confidentiel. Cela tombe, je suis le seul lecteur. Si je me fais rire tout seul, je peux consid\u00e9rer que \u00ab\u00a0100% des lecteurs ont ri\u00a0\u00bb. Le but est atteint, comme la tarte1<\/a><\/sup>.<\/p>\n

  1. J’ai piqu\u00e9 cette vanne \u00e0 Philippe Geluck, oui [↩<\/a>]<\/span><\/li><\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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